Feike's Alternative Plan For The Olympics

I say we officially make an alternative proposal. Out of a sense of North American brotherhood and given the enormous cost of these Olympics for Vancouver, Darrell Zimmerman's Amazing Vancouver Jazz Forum officially proposes transferring the 2010 Winter Olympics to Mazunte -- the offical alternative winter olympic capital -- thereby saving Vancouver from shooting itself in the head and destroying the fiscal future of its children. When the athletes come we can say the weather is not holding up, blame it all on global warming and claim force majeur. Coca Cola can sponsor the official winter olympic ice cube in everybody's margaritas and the athletes can get down to screwing each other brains out and doing drugs which is all they want to do anyway. Problem solved. Cost negligible.